When Raees went for an interview at a startup and got hired with his dialogues!


Ever imagined what would have happened if Shah Rukh Khan’s character – RAEES would’ve applied for a job at a startup?

RAEES Goes for a job interview
RAEES Goes for a job interview

Interviewer – Why should we hire you?

Me – Mere paas Baniye ka dimaag aur Miyanbhai ki daring hai

Interviewer – Why do you want to work for a start-up like ours?

Me – Ammi Jaan kehti thi, koi dhandha chhotaa nahi hota aur dhandhe se bada koi dharm nahi hota

Interviewer – It’s a sales job, you will have to be calm while dealing with prospective customers.

Me- Gussa shaitan ka hunar hai, isliye haraam hai

Interviewer – We have working Saturdays and sometimes working Sundays too. Are you okay with it?

Me – Jo dhandhe ke liye sahi vo sahi..Jo dhande ke liye galat vo galat

Interviewer – Since we are a start-up, we can offer you some profit share but no fixed salary and no job security.

Me – Agar katne ka daar hota na….toh patang nahi chalata…firki pakadta

Interviewer – You are hired. You can join from tomorrow.

Me – Aa raha hun


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