10 Cool ‘Wait For BMS Results’ Jokes, WhatsApp DPs, Facebook Covers


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10 Cool ‘Wait For BMS Results‘ WhatsApp DPs, Facebook Covers

 

BMS Exam Results Jokes:

1)

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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does this bloody “BMS EXAM RESULTS” come again and again…

2) 

 

Kash koi “BMS exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

3)

BMSite: I don’t think I deserved zero on this exam.

BMS Faculty: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you !

4)

Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!

5) 

BMS Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1. Too Many Questions.

2. Difficult to Understand.

3. More Explanation is Needed.

4. Result is always FAIL!

6)

A BMSite reported for her university final examination that consists of “yes/no” type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the questions for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, “Yes” for Heads and “No” for Tails. Within half-an-hour she is all done where as the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and says, “What is going on?”

“I finished the exam in half-an-hour. But I’m rechecking my answers.”

7)

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

8)

Upcoming Horror Movies for BMS Students

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

9)

If you get failed in exam:
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Mom say 3 word : Thoda padh leta nalayak
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Dad say 3 word : Mera juta lao.
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Lover say 3 word : Oh no yaar?

And

Friend say 3 golden word : Oye saale tubhi.

10)

Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii),
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fail

11)

Father: Well Pappu, how are your exam results ?
BMSite: They are under water.
Father: What do you mean ?
BMSite: Below (sea) “C” level !

12)

My nights are going sleepless,
My days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “Is this love?”.
GOD replied, “No dear, result is near”.

 

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BMS Team aims to help the BMS students all over Mumbai colleges, empower BMSites and revolutionize management education. If you wish to be a part of our core team, write to contact@bms.co.in

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