Sanjay Dutt, a Bollywood actor who is convicted in the Mumbai serial blasts case has applied for 30-day parole again. Sanjay Dutt is serving the remaining 42 months jail term of his 5 year sentence for illegal possession of arms in the 1993 serial blasts which killed over 250 people.
Here we present 13 Funny Sanjay Dutt Jokes, Tweets, Status Trending on WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook
- Logged into Twitter Saw Sanjay Dutt trending. Guessed that he must have asked for Parole again Logged out, Going to ask Manager for Hike!
- Number of times Sanjay Dutt applied for parole > Number of times Ashok Khemka got transferred
- Sanjay Dutt needs parole to be at the World Television Premiere of pK.
- What’s the difference between monsoon and Sanjay Dutt‘s parole application? Monsoon may get delayed.
- Funny, people who support Sanjay Dutt‘s “humanitarian grounds”, shriek so much about Lalit Modi. Dutt was arrested for terrorist activities
- It’s funny that Rahul Gandhi or other Congressis never question Sanjay Dutt‘s frequent parole requests, who is facing more serious charges.
- Q: What is the another name of parole? Alia Bhatt: Sanjay Dutt.
- Apparently, Sanjay Dutt now automatically applies for parole every 14 days even when he isn’t in jail.
- Not sure why Sanjay Dutt is wasting time applying for parole to the court when he can just send Sushma Swaraj a tweet or something.
- Whenever Sanjay Dutt.. I am 100% sure that he is trending only bcoz of parole related news
- …..and by force of habit Sanjay Dutt is granted parole by courts even without any application!
- Isn’t it time a story be done on how Sanjay Dutt got parole more than once during Congress tenure?
- Sanjay Dutt on parole for 439th time. Media: Aww. Wife. Humanitarian Grounds. Ext Affairs Min helps person of Indian Origin. Media: SPARTA.
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