It is the life blood of any college students’ existence, everything is done through your laptop. It’s where those assignments that you have been putting off are, where you watch House of Cards instead of studying and where you browse Facebook instead of paying attention in a lecture. A laptop is truly essential for a college student and no degree is complete without it.
It’s your laptop’s partner in crime and it wakes you up in the morning and keeps you awake atnight. It keeps you amused during lectures and when you have nothing better to be doing. It’s always at hand to rescue you from your apparent boredom.
What else could possibly keep you awake at 4 am when you have an assignment due. Caffeine is every college student’s drug of choice and your addiction gets progressively worse the longer you stay there. By the end of college you feel like you can’t function without coffee.
More time has been spent in college on Facebook than actually doing your assignment’s. Anytime you’re stuck on something you can’t help but pop over to Facebook and see what’s going on. Only to find that you spent half an hour watching videos and you have forgotten what you were working on.
Every little assignment you have done over the years is on the trusty little stick. You got it free when you came to college and it’s the only free shit you actually used . You literally have all your work on it, so you were devastated when you lost it and forgot to back it up.
Wine and champagne, ain’t nobody got time for that when you’re in college, it’s all about buying packs of beer, the more in it the better. It’s never anything fancy and you will have plenty of mixers on hand when someone gets a cheeky naggin.
What would you do without it, for once you would actually have to do some work and the thought of that just makes you shiver. You will never miss a chance to charge your phone and the real reason you really go to the library is to charge it up.
You actually feel like you can’t get anything done when there is no internet. You start to panic a little bit when your laptop can’t connect to the wifi. You have no safety net anymore and for once you actually have to think about what you’re writing and not just reproduce everything you find on the internet.
Whether you just use it to give a background on something or you’re a copy and paste master, no college student could live without Wikipedia. Nearly all of your assignments are just carbon copies and then you wonder why it says 95% when you put it in an online plagiarism checker.