The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the Manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the Manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the mans plead: Please take the books, too Im $5000 short!
Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
Bankers never die…They just lose interest.
Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”
An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
The economy is so bad that:If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Why don’t sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.
By Amit B