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I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects,
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I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects……..
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Teacher:” What will u do after growng up.. ??
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Student:” Facebooking
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Teacher:” No! I mean what will u Become…??
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Student:” Admin of facebook pages
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Teacher:” O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up…??
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Student:” Facebook Admin Rights
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Teacher:” Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents…??
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Student:” I create a page for them on facebooK. “I Luv Mom n Dad..
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Teacher:” Stupid! What do ur parents want from U…??
Student:” My facebook password..
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Teacher:” Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??
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Student:” Facebook but never face a book…
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It Is The Past Tense Of Course.
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: It is the past tense of course.
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Teacher in a furious mood… write down your name and father of your name!!
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. “Keep quiet, the principal has passed away
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