11 Funniest ‘Advertising’ Jokes, One Liners, Advertising Humor Of All Time

1. Advertising sure brings quick results–last week I advertised for a night watchman–the same night my safe was robbed.
2. Advertising tells us what unnecessary luxuries we can’t do without.
3. One picture may be worth ten thousand words, but some advertisers believe in using both in the same ad.
4. Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.
5. Research findings from an English University: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
6. Advertising is the fine art of making you think you have longed for something all your life that you never heard of before.
7. Advertising is the fine art of convincing people that debt is better than frustration.
8. Advertising is the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
9. Advertising is like marriage. There may be a better way, but what is it?
10. In good times business people want to advertise. In bad times they have to.
11. Advertising without research is like shooting an arrow into the air and then looking for a target to catch it with.

By Amit B