- Ballet dancers are always dancing round on their toes. Why don’t they just hire taller dancers?
- Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you’re in hot water.
- Where did the computer go to dance? To a disc-o!
- What do ghosts dance to? Soul music
- Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
- What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance
- Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco? He had no body to dance with!
- What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? A cricket ball!
- Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ‘twist to open’!
- What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.
By Amit B
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