1) Preeto to maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! You are just trying to make me jealous.


2) Boy: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Women: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
Boy: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
Women: I’m not. I’m her mother.

3) A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!
“The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not
say the same about you. “Sure you could!!” said the political
man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”

4) If you marry 1 woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
((Add wife, have life))

5) “An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women”

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