A boy was driving a car,a girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

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Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!”

Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!”

Then she accidents and hit the buffalo crossing the road.

Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!…

 

 

Once an engineer was driving in a ranch and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $200 today,” said the redneck. “But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out.”

Engineer sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the redneck.

“Here,” he said, “is the check for $900. It’s postdated six years from now.”

 

 

 

 

The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

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