Top 20 Alok Nath Jokes Trending On Facebook And Twitter!


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Bollywood actor Alok Nath is remembered for his performance as a father in all his movies. After Rajnikanth, Alok Nath has become Social networking’s number one trending topic since 30th December 2013.

It started with one funkey message that is “Our nation only learnt about heart attacks because of Alok Nath.”

Enough of Rajnikant jokes… Time for some Alok Nath jokes…

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When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, “Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain”

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Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

 

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-

Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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“In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at First Sight’

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Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born…

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Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at”

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes ‘prasad’ after crossing each level.

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“When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”.

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!

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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.

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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns ‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’

 

 


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