1) Stop exercising and gain more weight 😉
2) Read less 😉
3) Take up a new habit: maybe sleep 😉
4) Spend more time in college/office 😉
5) Procrastinate more 😉
6) Be online on social networks for more than 18 hours a day 😉
7) Stop bringing lunch from home and eat junk food more 😉
8) Start watching over-dramatic Television serials 😉
9) Start thinking about past and worrying about future 😉
10) Start following outdated and superstitious beliefs 😉
Disclaimer: This article is to make fun of the resolutions which generally people can keep easily. It doesn’t intend that you must follow the same but instead change if you are following the above for your betterment.
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