Top 10 Most Amazing Funny Hilarious Life Quotes Of All-Time


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LIFE SUCKS.

LIFE IS BORING.

LIFE IS FULL OF TENSIONS.

LIFE IS SO UNPREDICTABLE.

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Do you really need a good laugh? Check out our funny quotes which can make you laugh and tickle your funny bone.  The list has everything : from ironic statement to macabre jokes. Don’t worry and be happy.

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“I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.”

― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

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“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.”

― Golda Meir

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“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”

― Jerry Seinfeld

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“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

― Winston Churchill

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“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.”

― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”

― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist”

― Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness

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“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

― Robert Benchley

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“I want to meet a guy named Art. I’d take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.”

― Jarod Kintz, I Want

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“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

― Will Rogers

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