The 10 Excellent “Business” Memes, Pictures, Trolls, Jokes of All Time


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Business, known as enterprise or firm is an organization which involves the trading of goods and services to consumers. Businesses are mostly privately owned which provides goods and services to consumers in exchange of money. The basic forms of business ownership are – sole proprietorship, partnership, corporation and cooperatives.

 

Here we present The 10 Excellent “Business” Memes, Pictures, Trolls, Jokes of All Time

1) The Ten Commandments Of Employment

  1. If it rings, put it on hold.
  2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
  3. If it whistles, ignore it.
  4. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat.
  5. If it’s the boss, look busy.
  6. If it talks, take notes.
  7. If it’s handwritten, type it.
  8. if it’s typed, copy it.
  9. If it’s copied, file it.
  10. If it’s Friday, forget it!

 

2) All Is Fair In Business

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ‘BEST DEALS.’

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading ‘LOWEST PRICES.’

The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign
of all over his own shop. It read: ‘MAIN ENTRANCE’

 

3) The Plan

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying,
“It is a crock of shit, and it stinks.”
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
“It is a pail of dung, and we can’t live with the smell.
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
“It is the container of the excrements, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it.”
And the Mangers went unto their Directors, saying,
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
“It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”
And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
“This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company
with very powerful effects.”
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And that is how shit happens.

 

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