Joke : Why Corporate Life & Dreams Can Never Meet?


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In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines:
Scanner
Printer
Xerox Machine

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2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
Yes sir.
Ok sir.
I’ll Just Do That sir.

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to:
Wake Up early.
Sleep late.
Continue to Work.

6. I learnt to:
Face Monday!
Fight For 5 Days!
Wait For Friday!
7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making:
Phone Calls
Messages
Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
Birthday
New Year
Festivals

9. In last one year, People say:
You Learnt…
You Earned…
You Enjoyed…

10. But when I compare me with my self I just Sustained…
I just Tolerated…
I just Survived… for bucks.

11. I have survived:
For convenience of my Family…
To avoid blame of Society…
To get tag of Employment…

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train…
I learnt to Rejoice…
To be Happy…
To Smile…

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet…
Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning!!!

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