A Compilation of 10 Funny Killer BMS Jokes !


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specialoffer

Special offer… Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show
it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

2)

40-100
The very acutely professional reason for making BMS passing range at least 40/100 is that
Your boss would be sure that he/she will do at least 40% of work correctly.
3)

percentage-calculator

Importance of Percentage:
Boy: Tere  BMS me kitne percentage the?
Girl: 91%
Boy: Baap re..itne me to kisi gareeb ke 2 bache pass ho jate…!!!
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types of students
There are 3 kinds of students…
Some make wonders happen…!
Some see wonders happen…!
Others wonder what happened..!!!
5)
exam12
How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm to 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instructions givn.
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice.
…3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water.
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly.
Last 10 mins. relax!!!
6)
kingfisher
Kingfisher assistant: Sir, pichle 15 dino me 1 bhi bottle nahi biki.
Vijay Mallya: University mein phone lagao, pucho BMS ke results kab aa rahe hain.
7)
hell
Once a boy died & went to hell.
The devil started to punish him but failed to make him suffer.
Devil tried all the punishments but failed every time.
The devil started crying & asked how could he tolerate all these.
…He smiled & replied, “I was once a BMS Student !”
8)
sleep
“Each night I go to sleep, I die. Next day I wake up, I’m reborn.” – M. K. Gandhi.
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…”Each night I go to sleep, I’m reborn. Next day I wake up, I’m dead again.” –  BMS Student.
9)
After-Exam
Doctors after operation & BMS students after the exam,
both tell the same thing:
“We tried our best
but cant say anything right now.” 😉
10)
StudentLifeImage1
‎1 hand on pen, the other on phone, 1 ear on lecture,
the other on classmates, 1 eye on board, the other on crush.
WHO SAID STUDENT’S LIFE IS EASY???

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