30 Hilarious ‘Rajinikanth’ Jokes, One-Liners That’ll Kill You with Laughter

1. Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
2. When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
3. Rajinikanth B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
4. When Rajinikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
5. The earth spins faster when Rajinikanth goes for Running !
6. Rajinikanth can speak in Braille
7. Rajinikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as  “The Islands”
8. Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
9. Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
10. Rajinikanth can remember the Future !
11. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
12. Rajinikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
13. Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
14. When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
15. There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajinikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
16. Rajinikanth don’t like the other side of Moon!  That’s why its not visible from earth
17. Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
18. Rajinikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !
19. When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
20. Rajinikanth can divide by Zero !
21. Rajinikanth can actually run faster than his own legs
22. Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
23. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
24. Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
25. New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajinikanth
26. Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
27. To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajinikanth as answer to every question
28. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
29. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
30. Rajinikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy

By Amit B