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1) Joke: What is an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand at a price you can’t afford.

2) Joke: What is the definition of an introverted accountant?
Someone who stares at their shoes when talking to you.

3) Joke: What is the definition of an extroverted accountant?
Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.

4) Joke: There are 3 types of accountant
Those who can count and those who can’t.

5) Joke: What’s a shy and retiring accountant?
One that’s half-a-million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.

6) Joke: Did you hear about the constipated CFO?
He couldn’t budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

7) Joke: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost.

8) Joke: What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
Lonely.

9) Joke: What do accountants do to liven up their office party ?
Invite a Funeral Director.

10)Joke: How was copper wire invented?
2 accountants were arguing over a penny.

11) Joke: How does an accountant trash his/her hotel room?
By refusing to fill in the Guest Comment Card.

12) Joke: Why do accountants get excited at the weekends?
Because they can wear causal clothes to work.

13) Joke: How do accountants make a bold fashion statement?
Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.

14) Joke: What does an accountant’s husband ask his wife when he can’t get to sleep?
“Tell me about your day, dear.”

15) Joke: A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had 6 months to live.
“Oh my God!” said the woman. “What shall I do?”
“Marry an accountant,” suggested the doctor.
“Why?” asked the woman. “Will that make me live longer?”
“No,” replied the doctor. “But it will SEEM longer.”

 

 

By Amit B

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