Check out a few of Meyer’s funniest jokes:
- “We’ve got comedies that make you laugh and comedies that make you cry because they were dramas submitted as comedies.”
- “Tonight we are all Crazy Eyes.”
- “Cable is looking at Netflix the way Justin Bieber is looking at One Direction: Through a cloud of marijuana smoke.”
- “Kill off all the main players, because before you know it, you’re paying Sheldon a million dollars an episode.”
- “This year we’re doing the Emmys on a Monday night in August, which if I know anything about television means the Emmys are about to get canceled.”
- “Jokes are like nominees: They can’t all be winners.”
- “Of course people don’t remember the 1976 Emmys, because they were held on a Monday.”
- “The Blacklist was the most DVRed show, Game of Thrones was the most pirated and Duck Dynasty was the most VCRed.”
- “With respect to cable and streaming, here’s something you can only get on network television: A whole bunch of commercials.”
- “Please welcome two things that can happen to your car’s paint job, Key and Peele!”
- “Let’s welcome a woman who starred in Mystic Pizza 25 years ago and then was never heard from again: Julia Roberts!”
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