Didn’t catch the newspaper in morning? Bored to get reading on your news app? Here we present the top 10 news headlines of today!
1. Rahul Gandhi is Congress candidate for Prime Minister: Oscar Fernandes
As if we didn’t know that was coming..eh?
2. F1 boss Ecclestone faces bribery trial in Germany
Will the verdict be out as fast as the F1 races?.. we wonder!
3. Success rate in CA final exam dips to 3.1%
Better luck next time, is all we can say.
4. Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar to axe 576 govt staffers on corruption charges
Only 576? I thought you said corruption and that too in Bihar!
5. Apple will refund at least $32.5 million in app case
We guess all the company can say at this point of time is that i(ll)Pay!
6. Congress mounts its fiercest attack yet on AAP, calls it a party with ‘Jurassic’ ideas
Beware the T-Rex from Jpark is kind of deadly.
7. Student numbers go up in govt schools, but learning levels come down: Survey
8. Beijing air pollution at dangerously high levels
A..chu chu chu chu chu chu.. What? that’s a tiny Chinese guy sneezing and you thought I was shooing away your dog.
9. 100,000 people to sing patriotic song in Mumbai
Aahh. The feeling of being a proud Mumbaikar.. Priceless!
10. Big B on Suspect list
Shocking, is all we can say.
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