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1)

#ICAI pesh karta hai 31th January
4:00pm ko apna Ranga-Rang Karyakaram..
“UDD GAYE TOTTE MITRAN DE”
Live and Exclusive show only for Intermediate(IPC)….!!:p
PS: NO INVITATION IS REQUIRED.

2)

Sari umar hm (IPCC students) mar mar k jee liye

1 din to ab hme chain s jeene do
jeene doo

3)

“BHARAT BAND”
31ST January: All schools, colleges, offices, Market &
City will be closed Pls inform 2 all your friends & govt of India………
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REASON:- IPCC KA RESULT HAI

4)

KOi wada na kar koi irada na kar,
Padh padh kr khud ko aadha na
kar,
Wo dega
utna hi jitna uska mood hai
“CA INSTITUTE”se umeed tu zada na kar!!

5)

Dedicated to ICAI:

Dimag Mai Pada Hai Taala
Pass Kahaan Se Hu Main Saala
Coaching Ki Khidki Khuli Hai
Khidki Se Dikhta Hai Nazara
Neeche Koi Khada Hai (ICAI)
Mera Taanka Bhida Hai
Maze Udaati Hai Meri
CA Ki Padhayi Booch Maarke

Oo Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Meri CA Ki Pungi Bajakar

(oo Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Meri CA Ki Pungi Bajakar)

3 Bar Pad Chuka Hu Mai Tera Syllabus SaaRa
Aur Kitna Padhu Main Saala
Sota hu To Tere Hi Sapne Aate Hai
Uthu To Tere Farman Ate Hai
Neeche Koi Khada Hai
Mera Taanka Bhida Hai
Maze Udaati Hai Meri
CA Ki Padhayi Booch Maarke

Oo Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Meri CA Ki Pungi Bajakar

Oh..oh…
Oo Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Meri CA Ki Pungi Bajakar

Hmm…
Sabko To ICAI Parsaade Baatein
Main Maangu To Mujhko Bhagade
Auron Ke Hatho mai Degree
Mere Hi Gaalon Pe Chaatein
ICAI Hai Girgit Ke Jaisi
Table Pe Tirkit Ke Jaisi
Failure Ka Thapaa Lagati Hai
Dil Pe Chot Maarke

O Meri, O Meri, O Meri Meri Meri
Meri Aah, Meri Ooh
Mere Ko Majnu Banakar
Kahan Chaldi, Kahan Chaldi
Meri CA Ki Degree Ki Ooh Baja Kar

(oo Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
CA Ki Pungi Bajakar) [x2 Times]

Pppprr.. Par Ppprr.. Par
Pppprr.. Par Ppprr.. Par

P To The U To The N To The G To The I
The Pungi Pungi
Naye Zamane Ki Coaching Leta Hoon
Main Teri (ICAI KI) Pungi, Bajakar Rahunga
P To The U To The N To The G To The I
The Pungi Pungi
Naye Zamane Ki Coaching leta Hoon
Main Teri Pungi, Bajakar Rahunga

Sare Clauses Sare Rule
Mujhe English Me Rata Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Meri Band Baja Kar

(oo Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Meri CA Ki Pungi Bajakar) [x2 Times]

6)

A well said line about CA’s life..

”CA MARTE NAHI , JINDA DAFNAYE
JATE
H ,
CA MARTE NAHI JINDA DAFNAYE JATE
H’
10 SAL BAD BHI KABR KHOL K DEKHO
TO AMMENDMENT
PADTE HUE PAYE JATE H”…

7)

A CA Inter student was not getting
positive results.. attempting again
and again.. his engineer brother
said to him, “ye tere level ka course
nahi hai, ek kaam kar CA chhorr k
engineering join krle”
in next attempt, he got 5
exemptions among 7 subjects…
Moral : kuch b krna bt CA Student k
CA Passion ko hurt nahi krna…

8)

CA Mein Agar Aap Paper
Revaluation ke
Liye
Dete Hai..

To Aapko Kya Milega?

BABA JI KA THULLU ….

9)

My Smart phone is so intelligent that whenever I type ‘ca’ it auto corrects it as ‘can’
It fills me with confidence that I ‘can’ actually become ‘CA’

10)

Why most of the CA Students prefer to be single:
Valentine’s Week Expenses

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250
(Deo)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150
(Spraymint)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000

Rs. 3600 for 7 Days.

Thats the only reason I prefer to be single.

CA Students Rock.. Proud to be a CA Student..

 

CA student

 

Dedicated to all IPCCians who did not clear in this attempt:

लहरों से डर कर नौका पार नहीं होती, कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती।

नन्हीं चींटी जब दाना लेकर चलती है, चढ़ती दीवारों पर, सौ बार फिसलती है।
मन का विश्वास रगों में साहस भरता है, चढ़कर गिरना, गिरकर चढ़ना न अखरता है। आख़िर उसकी मेहनत बेकार नहीं होती, कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती।

डुबकियां सिंधु में गोताखोर लगाता है, जा जा कर खाली हाथ लौटकर आता है।
मिलते नहीं सहज ही मोती गहरे पानी में, बढ़ता दुगना उत्साह इसी हैरानी में।
मुट्ठी उसकी खाली हर बार नहीं होती, कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती।

असफलता एक चुनौती है, इसे स्वीकार करो, क्या कमी रह गई, देखो और सुधार करो।
जब तक न सफल हो, नींद चैन को त्यागो तुम, संघर्ष का मैदान छोड़ कर मत भागो तुम।
कुछ किये बिना ही जय जय कार नहीं होती, कोशिश करने वालों की कभी हार नहीं होती।

 

 

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