10 Funniest Corporate Life Learnings

In the past few years,
1.  I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
*         Scanner
*         Printer
*         Xerox Machine

2.  I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
*         Microsoft Word
*         Microsoft Excel
*         Microsoft PowerPoint

3.  I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
*         Ctrl+C
*         Ctrl+V
*         Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
*         Yes sir
*         Ok sir
*         I’ll Just Do That sir

5.  When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: –
*         Wake Up early
*         Sleep late
*         Continue to Work

6.  I learnt to: –
*         Face Monday
*         Fight For 6 Days
*         Wait For Saturday

7.  I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
*         Phone Calls
*         Messages
*         Mails

8.  I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
*         Birthday
*         New Year
*         Festivals

9.  In last five years, People say:-
*         You Learnt…
*         You Earned…
*         You Enjoyed…

10.  But when I compare me with my self…
*         I just Sustained…
*         I just Tolerated…
*         I just Survived..