1. I just lost my job as a Psychic. I did not see that coming.
  2. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  3. I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts and coffee.
  4. If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.
  5. I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn’t do it anymore.
  6. I love being a maze designer. I get completely lost in my work.
  7. I worked very hard to get to where I am in life. An unemployed university graduate.
  8. Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
  9. Nothing like a tattoo on your neck to let everyone know how uninterested you are at being employed.
  10. Sure I’m willing to work longer hours at work. As long as they’re lunch hours.

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