- They Never Said Humpty Dumpty Was An Egg… Let That Sink In. #RuinANurseryRhyme
- Jack and Jill went up the hill to “fetch” a “pail” of “water”. 😉 #RuinANurseryRhyme
- Little Miss Muffet/ Sat on her tuffet/ Eating her feelings away. #RuinANurseryRhyme
- Mary had a little lamb, but she ate it all with A-1 Steak Sauce. #RuinANurseryRhyme
- #RuinANurseryRhyme humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty died of a heart attack from lack of physical exercise from sitting so much
- Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. #RuinANurseryRhyme
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He is suing his employer for a work placed injury for £9000 #RuinANurseryRhyme
- #RuinANurseryRhyme Twinkle,twinkle,little star,How I wonder what you are….a massive sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity.
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