Question: “How to kill an ant?”
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,& Keep it outside the ant’s hole
After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu! And then remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant 
Moral: Don’t play with students! They can do any thing for 10 marks!!!!!!!!!
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student: A LECTURER Is a Person Who Has a Very Bad Habit of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.
Difference between Ignorance & self-control?
When You See mirror & You don’t laugh at yourself, that is ignorance!
&
When i look at you & i don’t laugh, that’s called self control
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