- Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami’s studio Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections? Alia: Aam aadmi party because its ‘aam’ ka season.
- At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son. Alia Bhatt.
- Why do you always see lightning first before we hear thunder? Alia Bhatt : Because our eyes are in front but ears are in back !!
- Reporter: Who’s your favourite racer? Alia Bhatt: Saif Ali Khan, from Ta Ra Rum Pum
- Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so? Alia Bhatt: Yes, because Rishi Kapoor got his Mundan done there
- Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express? Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.
- *While playing Scrabble* Arjun Kapoor: “Quick, tell me a word that has more than 100 letters in it.” Alia Bhatt: “Postbox!”
- Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri !!!
- While tweeps were busy in cracking Alia Bhatt jokes, her movie earned Rs 100 Cr. Only solace is, she got no clue abt how many 0s in 1 Crore.
- Who wrote “Vande Maataram” ? Alia Bhatt : A R Rehman!
- Tiger Shroff? Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname. How cute! ~ Alia Bhatt
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