10 Funny Hilarious ‘Salman Khan’ Tweets, Status Trending on Facebook, Twitter

When ‘Bhai’ i.e. Salman Khan was sentenced to 5 years in jail on Tuesday in the 2002 hit-and-run case, Twitteraites and Facebookites were busy updating their walls about Salman Khan. Check below some of the funniest messages that will make you go ROFL.

1. *accidentally kills 1000 guys* *opens BEING AWESOME trust foundation*

2. You won’t be laughing when Salman escapes from the sewers, finds the box Sanjay Dutt left him, and joins him in Mexico.

3. Only his best fan will put up a huge banner outside Salman Khan’s house that says “Let the Sallubrations begin”.

4. the real winner is sallu’s PR team. carefully tailored image since being human launched has ensured former badboy is now gareebon ka maseeha

5. Only judges and school kids have summer vacations in India. Is it because judges never grow up?

6. I think Rs 30,000 is little harsh on Salman Bhai. I have seen people paying just 5,000. Why the partiality

7. People worried about the movies riding on Salman Khan, purane films ki clips chipka do uske fans ko kaunsa pata chalega

8. Salman got bail faster than most people get bhel. #sorrynotsorry

9. BREAKING: Vivek Oberoi Going To Throw Party Tonight. #SalmanVerdict

10. I had suggested before that as a strategy, Salman Khan’s lawyers should have shown the Judge his Tweets and Plead insanity #SalmanVerdict

     P.S. The above messages are taken from social networking sites. We do not endorse or support the same.