1)
Sir: Define Management?
Student: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas…
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Student: “and this is called Management…” 
2)
2 well dressed BMSites went to an expensive restaurant,
ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their..
own briefcases & proceeded to eat them.
WAITRESS: Sorry, sir, but you cannot eat your OWN food here!
Its against the rules here.
The BMSites EXCHANGED sandwiches & continued their meals..
Only BMSites can easily find solution…
proud 2 b a BMSite 
3)
True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine! 
4)
A TRUE FACT-
People smoke and drink for a few days & get addicted to it..
We r studying since birth..
But still we r not addicted to studying
that’s called
Self Control
5)
Student to another:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!
Santa: “Message sending fail”
likh ke bhej de.
6)
Everybody says
Studying is so easy
just like walking in a
park
But
Only STUDENTS know
That
The park is
Jurassic park with a variety of dinosaurs.
7)
We Indian student are always the best..
Look how we study
1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.
2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”
3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.
4) We want break after evrey 2pages
5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry
6) We even start likeing doordarshan
7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”
8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”
9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.
10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”
8)
An ordinary person will be with books
But an extraordinary person will be in that book
We all are extraordinary persons.
.
.
we are on
“FACEBOOK”
9)
A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN..!
A silent MSG for all students. :p
10)
Why do students sleep for long hours?
fantastic answer said by our all students:
*Our dreams are always big* :p
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