Exams SMS Collection, Send Free Exams SMS JOKES to Friends, Buddies On WhatsApp, Facebook


-1

Exam SMS Exam SMS 1

Exam SMS

1.I thought i m in love,

My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

2.I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
.
Guess which song?
.
guess!
.
.
O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

3.The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

4.Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

5.If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.

If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement…

HAPPY EXams Days.

6.1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

7.hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

8.A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
“Abey Kitna Likhega?
Ladkiyaan Ja Rahi Hai”

9.” Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition.”…

10.Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a ‘Menu’ is called.
So he asked the waiter, “Syllabus Lana, Zarra!”

BY SHWETA TIWARI


Like it? Share with your friends!

-1
BMS Team

We, at BMS.co.in, believe in sharing knowledge and giving quality information to our BMS students. We are here to provide and update you with every details required by you BMSites! If you want to join us, please mail to [email protected].

26 Comments


Warning: Undefined array key "html5" in /home/bmsnewco/public_html/wp-content/plugins/facebook-comments-plugin/class-frontend.php on line 140

Facebook comments:

This Website Is For Sale. Email us an offer we cannot refuse on [email protected] :)

X
Choose A Format
Personality quiz
Series of questions that intends to reveal something about the personality
Trivia quiz
Series of questions with right and wrong answers that intends to check knowledge
Poll
Voting to make decisions or determine opinions
Story
Formatted Text with Embeds and Visuals
List
The Classic Internet Listicles
Countdown
The Classic Internet Countdowns
Open List
Submit your own item and vote up for the best submission
Ranked List
Upvote or downvote to decide the best list item
Meme
Upload your own images to make custom memes
Video
Youtube and Vimeo Embeds
Audio
Soundcloud or Mixcloud Embeds
Image
Photo or GIF
Gif
GIF format