25 Funny Exam Facebook And WhatsApp Messages And Status To Share With Your Friends


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  1. During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.
  2. If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  3. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
  4. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..
  5. Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
  6. Examinations is when on question ”when will you be free?” you are looking on calendar instead of clock.
  7.  Night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle.
  8.  The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
  9.  After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
  10.  Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) 😉
  11.  Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  12.  80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.
  13.  Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂
  14.  Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared 🙂
  15.  Group Project: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit 🙂
  16.  It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say No To Exams.
  17.  I wish I could forget all the bad times in my life like I forget everything I have studied seconds before an exam.
  18.  I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.
  19.  The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
  20.  Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams.
  21. Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
  22.  Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
  23.  I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?
  24.  Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!
  25. The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance..
  26.  The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.
  27. In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

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