25 Funny ‘BMS Internship‘ Jokes, Facebook Photos, WhatsApp Pictures

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An intern, an executive and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ” I’ll give each of you a wish” “me first! me first!” Says a intern ” I want to be in Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world” Poof! He’s gone. “Me next! Me next!”, says the executive, “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on a beach”, Poof! He’s gone. “Ok, you’re up”, the Genie says to the Manager. The Manager says, ” I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say…

2) 

BOSS To An Intern
“Do You Believe In Life After Death?”
INTERN…..
“Certainly Not! There’s No Proof Of It”,
He Replied.
BOSS: “Well, There Is Now. After You Left
Early Yesterday To Go To Your Uncle’s
Funeral, He Came Here Looking For You….

3)

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

4)

Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud.

After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it.

 

5)

Question: Define a boss?

Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .

 

6)

Smart boss + smart intern = profit
Smart boss + dumb intern = production
Dumb boss + smart intern = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb intern = overtime
We are the 1st option!

7)

Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Intern:
To Go on a date.

Boss:
What Stupid girl would date you?

Intern:
Your Daughter!

 

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