11 Most Awesome Hilarious ‘Alia Bhatt’ Jokes, Messages, One-Liners For Facebook & WhatsApp


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  1. Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami’s studio Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections? Alia: Aam aadmi party because its ‘aam’ ka season.
  2. At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son. Alia Bhatt.
  3. Why do you always see lightning first before we hear thunder? Alia Bhatt : Because our eyes are in front but ears are in back !!
  4. Reporter: Who’s your favourite racer? Alia Bhatt: Saif Ali Khan, from Ta Ra Rum Pum
  5. Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so? Alia Bhatt: Yes, because Rishi Kapoor got his Mundan done there
  6. Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express? Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.
  7. *While playing Scrabble* Arjun Kapoor: “Quick, tell me a word that has more than 100 letters in it.” Alia Bhatt: “Postbox!”
  8. Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri !!!
  9. While tweeps were busy in cracking Alia Bhatt jokes, her movie earned Rs 100 Cr. Only solace is, she got no clue abt how many 0s in 1 Crore.
  10. Who wrote “Vande Maataram” ? Alia Bhatt : A R Rehman!
  11. Tiger Shroff? Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname. How cute! ~ Alia Bhatt

 

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