10 Unique Funniest New Year One Liners For Your Facebook Or Twitter Status


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The year 2013 is almost done. So we better welcome 2014 with laughter and cheers. 

 

1)     There have been many times in 2013, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you….today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2014! 

2)     My 2014 resolution is for everyone else to gain the 50 pounds I refuse to lose. 

3)     My New Year’s Resolution is to break my New Year’s Resolutions….That way I succeed at something! 

4)     Every year I make a resolution to change myself……. this year making a resolution to be myself! 

5)     My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions. 

6)     I’m planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2014. 

7)     New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.

8)     I’m actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year. 

9)     Dear Luck, …..Can we be friends in 2014 Please? 

10)  My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with rum, vodka, or whiskey. 

 

Enjoy these, folks. Happy New Year to all!

 

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