Basketball is a popular sport especially in the United States with NBA watched by millions every year. It is very entertaining, fast paced game. Like any sports, there have been great players, legends in the game. Here are 10 basketball quotes which will make you laugh:
“Any American Boy can be a Basketball Star if he grows up up up…” – Bill Vaughn
“We have the great bunch of outside shooters, unfortunately the games are played indoors” – Weldon Drew
“Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why 2 plus 2 is 4, So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up. I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my had so certain things happen, why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know” – Shaquille O’Neal
“What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?” – Woody Allen
“Fans never get asleep in Basketball game, as they are afraid they might get hit by a pass” – George Raveling
“There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.” – Abe Lemons
“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy” – Jerry Tarkanian
“In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old” – Jerry Sloan
“I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet” – Tom Tolbert
“I haven’t been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either” – Dave Barry
– Jainam Jhaveri
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