“My Darling,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
“I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
Want to hear an interesting story? Send a message to your wife:
“I know everything, how could you?”.
A wife to her husband:
– Honey, what are you doing?
– I’m reading our marriage certificate
– What for?
– I’m looking for the expiry date..
Woman standing in front of the mirror complains to her husband:
– I look ugly. At least you tell me any compliment!
– Your vision is perfect!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number…
A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains:
– We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend..
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
By Amit B
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