10 Cool Superb IPL 2014 Jokes, SMS, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook


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 IPL season is back this year. Here we share the funniest of IPL jokes which you can forward to your friends! Happy Cricket season!

1) Where does IPL Cricket Players perform their best? In Advertisements.

 

2) IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.
Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.
Par Ham Indians Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar.

3) Q. Who has the easiest job in the IPL touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

4) IPL starring Rajnikanth. Climax: 1 ball, 24 to win. Rajni hits, Ball splits into 4 pieces. All pieces strike a sixer. Match won!

5) Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain ?
Papa: Beta, Usse Umpire Bana Dete Hain

 

6) Political Parties IPL Team 2021
BJP Bandits
Congress Cobras
CPI Cadres
Samajwadi Strikers
CPM Challengers
Trinamul Tigers etc.

7) EXAMs should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall for first 15 min
Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!

8) IPL team of computer engineers
1.Rajasthan recursion
2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants
4.Delhi dragging
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royalstack bangalore

9) Somebody asked Rahul Gandhi while he was watching an IPL match, Which team are you supporting?
Rahul: Well, I am supporting AC Milan.

10) After Watching IPL Cricket
Guard: Gentleman Match Is Over Now
Why Are You Still Watching The Pavallion
Pappu: Actually I Am Waiting For Highlights


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