Father’s Day is celebrated on 21st June 2015, Sunday. Everyone loves their father a lot, some are able to express and some don’t. Girls mostly are very attached with their father because their fathers treat them like princess. Boys always looks upto their father because he is the one who teaches his son how to be brave and strong. This year, make your father feel special and tell him how much he means to you.

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Here we present 10 Awesome Hilarious Father’s Day 2015 Jokes, Images For Facebook, WhatsApp:

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1) A man and his eldest son went to have their photographs taken together, and the photographer said to the young man, “It will make a better picture if you put your hand on your father’s shoulder.” “H’m,” said the father, “it would make a more natural picture if he put it in my pocket. 😉 Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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2) My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers. 😉 Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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3) Father: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don’t have it.

Father: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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4) A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” 

Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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5)  Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M Company!” A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!” Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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6) An old father living alone in the country wanted to plant his pepper garden, but the ground was too hard and he was too old to do the work. His only son who use to help him was in prison for robbing a bank. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: “Dear Jake, I’ve been very depressed lately because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my peppers this year. You know how much your mother loved planting peppers this time of year, but I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would have been over. I know you would have been happy to dig the plot for me.” Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: “Dear Dad, Don’t dig up that garden! That’s where I buried the THINGS!” Love, Jake 
Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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7) A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were. “Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…” “Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him. “ …Which bus would I take home?” Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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8) Jake: What does your father do for a living?

Matt: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.

 Jake: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Matt: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

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9) Man: How many old is your father?

Child: as old as me.

Man: how it is possible?

Child: He became a father only when i was born. 

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10) Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy. “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied. After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.” Happy Father’s Day 2015.

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