Top 50 #YoKejriwalSoHonest Very Interestingly Funny Jokes Viral On Facebook And Twitter You Absolutely Shouldn’t Miss


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Delhi’s CM Arvind Kejriwal is not only gathering attention politically but a thousands of LOLs on Twitter. Saturday’s top trend on Twitter in India was 

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#YoKejriwalSoHonest

 

  1. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1
  2. #YoKejriwalSoHonest he eats Sun-feast Biscuits only during the day
  3. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he actually reads terms & conditions before clicking on “I have read terms & conditions”
  4. #YoKejriwalSoHonest He asks for receipt when he Puts money on Pujari’s Aarti Plate in a Temple
  5. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he never skips youtube ads
  6. #YoKejriwalSoHonest – He even pays the Mobile bill for his Missed Calls
  7. #YoKejriwalSoHonest he send his 4gb memory card to the jail because it got corrupted.
  8. #YoKejriwalSoHonest – He puts stamp even during Fax
  9. #YoKejriwalSoHonest – Kejriwal books Railway Ticket from Delhi to Chennai (IRCTC) before watching #ChennaiExpress
  10. #YoKejriwalSoHonest – When Kejriwal & his Wife were expecting a Baby,He took 2 & half tickets while travelling in the Bus
  11. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
  12. #YoKejriwalSoHonest if he charged his mobile battery in Train,then he will pay electricity bill to railway!
  13. #YoKejriwalSoHonest he Rolls On the Floor Laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply.
  14. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he wore Topi on his wedding Reception “Main Aam Dulha Hu” written on it
  15. #YoKejriwalSoHonest THAT DURING EXAMS, HE USED TO TAKE PERMISSION FROM THE INVIGILATOR FOR CHEATING!!!
  16. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he believes that he not ran away from Janta Darbar he was Just proving RG’S Escape velocity Theory.
  17. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that once he filed RTI to know his IT return…!!!
  18. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he didn’t even delete his tweet about no alliance with congress even after forming alliance!
  19. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he doesn’t have any LIC policy because honesty is the best policy.
  20. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there
  21. #YoKejriwalSoHonest is that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with mcdee burgers
  22. #YoKejriwalSoHonest That when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the terrorists
  23. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that even Pakistan wants him to become PM of India.
  24. #YoKejriwalSoHonest he got his wife’s cousins arrested for stealing his shoes on his wedding
  25. #YoKejriwalSoHonest That He Doesn’t Wear Underwear Coz “VIP” Is Written On It
  26. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he doesn’t play/watch cricket because he is ‘common man’ and cricket is Gentlemen’s game.
  27. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that his Facebook page is actually a Confession page.
  28. #YoKejriwalSoHonest because of my Sanskaars – #AlokNath
  29. #YoKejriwalSohonest That he actually gets into the character when he talks about poverty
  30. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he always chooses truth in Truth and Dare.
  31. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that Sheila & Kalmadi are singing song “AAP mujhe achche lagne lage”!!
  32. #YoKejriwalSoHonest he didnt see #sholay yet cuz he is pretty sure that #thakur ne apne haath #gabbar ko nahi diye ..
  33. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that no woman has ever asked him “Do I look fat in this?”
  34. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.
  35. #YoKejriwalsoHonest that “Jhooth bole kauwa kaate” to be replaced with “Jhooth bole Kejriwal kaate”
  36. #YoKejriwalSoHonest even sanskari Alok Nath can’t compete with him when it comes to honesty
  37. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he never used computer in cyber cafe because they use pirated copy of windows.
  38. #YoKejriwalSoHonest because he was the teacher of Raja Hrishchandra.
  39. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he buoght three tickets for watching Sholay in 3d
  40. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that when he clicks “Remind me later” on a windows update, he MAKES SURE he updates it the next time.
  41. #YoKejriwalSoHonest He gets lost in the Kumbhmela, files an FIR, to find himself.
  42. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he insist OLX to take money of ad, if deal gets final icon rigging
  43. #YoKejriwalSoHonest if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say “Did u mean Kejriwal”
  44. #YoKejriwalSoHonest कि वह कोई फ़िल्म को टोरेंट से डाउनलोड करने के बाद भी प्रोडूसर को पैसे भेंट कर देते हैं
  45. #YoKejriwalSoHonest आलोकनाथ तब तक किसी को संस्कारी नहीं मानते जब तक केजरीवाल की हामी नहीं होती
  46. #YoKejriwalSoHonest he ordered to hang Hrithik roshan for Dhoom 2.
  47. #YoKejriwalSoHonest That Traffic signals now includes Right turn, left turn and Kejriwal turn!
  48. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he wants to arrest Lord Krishna for stealing makhan.
  49. #YoKejriwalSoHonest ki kano main hamesha mufler lagate hai taki koi pirated song/ringtone baja bhi de to sun na paye.
  50. #YoKejriwalSoHonest When he was a kid, he clicked on “I am below 18 years” on porn websites. 
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