The Super Amazing ‘College Life’ Funny Status That Will Make You LOL


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1) You don’t get a prize if you finish college first. You know what you get –
A job and a boss. You friggin’ lose.

 

2) Mother: Come on victor you’ll be late for school.
John: Ahh mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
John: Give me a good reason
Mother: You’re 34 and you’re the Principal!

 

3) Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says “Get that gum out of your mouth”, where as the train says “Chew, Chew “.

 

4) Why is there a mathematics department in every university…..
“The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.”

 

5) Whenever I read this book…
It reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:
“He was a dark and stormy knight….”

 


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