Hopeless Facebook Status addicts, are you one of them?


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Facebook-is-a-drug

#Monday #morning #blues, @upset with life, broke a nail :'(, feeling pissed :x, luv ewww <3 <3, lol shoo tru xoxo! And after the fifth notification about a status update in a span of two hours you do piss me off read hard! Face Book status update junkies, me and not just me but all normal, #i #work #for #a #living people tend to go off the rocker and feel like grabbing the nearest heavy object to bash you up.

FB addiction was considered to have reached its peak when people clicked and posted just about everything on FB, but the status update virus has caught onn and that too like never before! People have started to update everything that happens with them, just like the #I #update #my #every #second #on #twitter #craze the FB status updates mania knows no bounds.

People have forgotten that it’s social media, ‘social’ not your private #dear #diary note where you make a record of each and every second and each and every emotion that you go through. The next I’ll know people shall start updating their #diarrhea #condition and expect me to ‘LIKE’ it,  ‘COMMENT’ on it and even ‘SHARE’ it; pathetic isnt it?

Why I ask, Why do you have to be status updating every second? Get a life, get a job, develop a hobby, learn something new, go for a drive, have some fun with friends, spend quality time with your family, study, eat and sleep see so much to do where a FB status update isn’t needed! If you have the time catch a good movie or listen to some of your favorite songs, but not every movie watched should have a ‘I am stupid’– is watching ‘I am a crazy nut’ with 3 other‘nut heads’ update or a ‘I am Truly stupid’– is listening to ‘I don’t have a life’ update!

Social Media was meant to add entertainment to your life and help you connect with your friends and not so that you life as per what’s trending on the ‘Timeline’ of people in your friend list. Notice how my using hash tags more than once in the article pissed you? That’s what these status updates do to people.. PISS THEM OFF! Grow up, get a life and don’t forget to ‘SHARE’ this story to your timeline so that people get to know how truly irritating their FB addiction is, saving you from a lot of dumbass, stupid and brainless status updates!

 

 


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Ami Pandya

'Ever Learning, Ever Evolving, Never Giving up' sums up www.bms.co.in's Content Manager and passionate writer, Ami. She is a BMS graduate who has freelanced in the past with the top Indian newspapers and magazines. Apart from writing she also likes to indulge into travelling, photography and social work.

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