It’s New Year and time do something for our health. So please join me in taking this pledge:
1. I will walk to the pub (Exercise)
2. I will put Lime in my Vodka (Vitamin C)
3. I will have vegetables in my Bloody Mary (Veggies)
4. I will drink out on the patio (Fresh Air)
5. I will tell raunchy jokes and laugh(Eliminate Stress)
6. I will pass out (Rest)!
May you live to be 100;
May you star in Dhoom 4;
May you own an IPL team;
May Mukesh Ambani adopt you;
and may Katrina/Ranbir abandon each other for you.
These are my few wishes for you during the new Year!
Joyous January – Fabulous February
Magical March – Adorable April
Magnificent May – Jolly June
Jubilant July – Awesome August
Scintillating September – Outstanding October
Naughty November and Dazzling December
This is how I sincerely wish your New Year to be!
Happy New Year!